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Gertrude sulks, spots elephantine women with
the daintiest of ankles
blames every god, old and new
for her lifelong, swollen, egregious cankles.
I'll be there in a minute.
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(03-21-2013, 08:06 AM)newsclippings Wrote: Gertrude sulks, spots elephantine women with
the daintiest of ankles
blames every god, old and new
for her lifelong, swollen, egregious cankles.
Ha Ha very good,
love the fact that ele phantina has the better ankles this also highlights the insecurities we all have about bits of our bodies, nice job. Also my new word for the week is Cankles

Cheers TOMH
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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(03-21-2013, 09:18 AM)TimeOnMyHands Wrote: (03-21-2013, 08:06 AM)newsclippings Wrote: Gertrude sulks, spots elephantine women with
the daintiest of ankles
blames every god, old and new
for her lifelong, swollen, egregious cankles.
Ha Ha very good,
love the fact that ele phantina has the better ankles this also highlights the insecurities we all have about bits of our bodies, nice job. Also my new word for the week is Cankles
Cheers TOMH
hahaha. sounds fantastic!
I'll be there in a minute.
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(03-21-2013, 08:06 AM)newsclippings Wrote: Gertrude sulks, spots elephantine women with
the daintiest of ankles
blames every god, old and new
for her lifelong, swollen, egregious cankles.

(And 10 points awarded for using "egregious cankles" in a poem.)
all this useless beauty... but what the hell, why not?
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I swear, there are tears on my cheeks! LOL
"Egregious cankles" is the funniest complaint ever...poor old Gertrude. I am laughing WITH you not AT you, Gertrude....sort of.
Fate spare me from egregious cankles! Loathsome muffin top perhaps, but NOT egregious cankles, puhLEASE!
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We are a proud few who brave these trying, ankle-less times. We will remain vigilant.
I'll be there in a minute.