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Let's Pretend it's April - Nov. 12
Rules: Write a poem for LPiA on the topic or form described. Each poem should appear as a New Reply to this thread. The goal is to, at the end of the month, have written 30 poems for the month of November. (or one, or six, or fifteen) Prompts may be revisited at any time. All members are welcome.
Topic : Write a poem inspired by a trip to the dentist.
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Just a fun, silly one to work my brain muscle a bit before bed.
“Have you been flossing?”
“Yes.”
The lie drips through poor dental hygiene,
thick like syrup,
falling with grace.
Worried eyes shadow your face,
through your teeth and down your chin.
The dark red truth
revealed again.
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Oh the places I won't go
Naked in the freezing snow
In the pin of a hippo
To the arms of some bimbo
Where the demolitions blow
Deep sea vessels far below
Waiting lines that move too slow
And all effects of domino
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches
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When you're the dentist
It's an investigation
really
at times easily solved
when you walk
into the smell
permeating the room
or lift the lip
and see
grade four periodontal disease
throughout
teeth waving
in the proverbial breeze.
Sometimes a mystery
of scent-
an unpleasant odor
nestled within apparent health
the search championed
by the ardor of love.
Regardless,
the constant refrain-
"But how will he eat?"
My response-
Do you love your pet
or his teeth?
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A Check-Up
That carefully placed
television showing
home remodeling distracts
a bit. And it is
a comfortable chair.
Enough to compensate
for the pretty young
dental hygienist
scraping hell out of
my teeth and gums
cooing pleasantly
as he leans far over
to reach something?
Not quite enough.
Non-practicing atheist
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(11-13-2024, 11:52 AM)dukealien Wrote: A Check-Up
That carefully placed
television showing
home remodeling distracts
a bit. And it is
a comfortable chair.
Enough to compensate
for the pretty young
dental hygienist
scraping hell out of
my teeth and gums
cooing pleasantly
as he leans far over
to reach something?
Not quite enough.
So everyone watches home remodeling at the dentist... this is a universal experience? lol
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11-14-2024, 01:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-14-2024, 06:12 PM by RiverNotch.)
Two Things
Now that sex pests indiscreet
about their indiscretions seat
themselves in seats of power once
again, while those of my more gentle
sex embrace their less than gentle
selves, I recommend
two things. Traditions so abused
are far too well-entrenched
to be discarded: better to simply
recall their original use,
to fully abstain from sex,
to establish cohesion amongst yourselves
by restoring the cloister, to doubt blind love
over the course of courtship by solely
marrying out of duty, at last to pay
careful attention to what men say,
to how and when we say it, because we can't conceal
who we truly are
once we starve. But less profound,
and thus more practicable, my other proposal:
a mandatory pact
between the fields of gynaecology
and dentistry.
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(11-14-2024, 01:27 AM)carahmellow Wrote: So everyone watches home remodeling at the dentist... this is a universal experience? lol
It seems to be the default for dentists, the same way Duck Dynasty is for barber shops.
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