11-02-2011, 05:49 PM
Are there seriously people in 2011 who're offended by the word "bumps"? I could maybe understand the principle's discomfort if the slogan was "warm those mits/feel these tits" but "feel for lumps, save your bumps"? I've seen smuttier jokes in old black-and-white musicals. I'm sorry but no 21st century human being, no matter how puritanical, has a genuine problem with "bumps". He just likes the sound of his own voice as Bilbo said.
"We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges." - Gene Wolfe