Why?

[QDeathstar]

shitting in someones beer is antisocial.

It's also a lot of work. I suggest if your going to shit in someone's beer, kiester the bottle first.


@ray, it's ok, they say it's better to be taken metaphorically than to never be taken at all, and staring down the barrel of limited choices, I'm OK with that.

@rowens, consider the font. You could write both a 900 word and 900 page novel with the right font. People might read it, then.