04-24-2014, 07:07 AM
Liquorice and blackcurrents
The black sticky hedgehog
rolls round your mouth,
shedding his purple crisp shell.
Born without spikes,
he waits for the bite,
then takes whatever he will.
He sticks on his back,
crowns, fillings and caps,
and the odd piece of tooth that you'll lose.
Only takes ten percent,
with the dentists consent,
because he's paid every time you chews.
The black sticky hedgehog
rolls round your mouth,
shedding his purple crisp shell.
Born without spikes,
he waits for the bite,
then takes whatever he will.
He sticks on his back,
crowns, fillings and caps,
and the odd piece of tooth that you'll lose.
Only takes ten percent,
with the dentists consent,
because he's paid every time you chews.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out