Jack to the Egg
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Jack to the Egg

Jack made himself
a chicken omelette
specifically to indulge

- in irony
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(03-15-2026, 05:26 PM)Magpie Wrote:  Jack to the Egg

Jack made himself
a chicken omelette
specifically to indulge

- in irony

Not to hijack your thread, but

Biblical Distinction

Do not cook a kid
in its mother's milk.
Chicken omelette? Sure.
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(03-15-2026, 05:48 PM)wasellajam Wrote:  Not to hijack your thread, but

Biblical Distinction

Do not cook a kid
in its mother's milk.
Chicken omelette? Sure.

I cook kids in cows milk that way no baby goat gets cooked in its mother's milk.

Not heard of that biblical phrase before, interesting google search.

Jack is evil. I need to make him more evil.

chicken omelette is fine but 'specifically' is twisted

my title don't help, i don't think

thanks for reading
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(03-15-2026, 06:07 PM)Magpie Wrote:  
(03-15-2026, 05:48 PM)wasellajam Wrote:  Not to hijack your thread, but

Biblical Distinction

Do not cook a kid
in its mother's milk.
Chicken omelette? Sure.

I cook kids in cows milk that way no baby goat gets cooked in its mother's milk.

Not heard of that biblical phrase before, interesting google search.

Jack is evil. I need to make him more evil.

chicken omelette is fine but 'specifically' is twisted

my title don't help, i don't think

thanks for reading

Yeah, Jack just seemed like someone who appreciated a joke in the morning, maybe it's just my on the surface thinking. Wouldn't be the first time I missed a deeper meaning, wait and see.
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If we consider the chicken the world and the world the chicken, the chicken eats eggs so other chickens can be born.

Do you have Jack Tales where you are? My British ancestors were shipped over here as thieves and lechers who mated with the local stock and made their own Jack Tales out of the ones they stole.

Jack should mix some of himself in the omelet. And his mates.

That would be fair. That would be an even dozen. No matter how odd.
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(03-16-2026, 08:14 AM)rowens Wrote:  If we consider the chicken the world and the world the chicken, the chicken eats eggs so other chickens can be born.

Do you have Jack Tales where you are? My British ancestors were shipped over here as thieves and lechers who mated with the local stock and made their own Jack Tales out of the ones they stole.

Jack should mix some of himself in the omelet. And his mates.

That would be fair. That would be an even dozen. No matter how odd.

Not heard of Jack Tales, although I've just read about them and it's really interesting, a bit like folk songs that have been passed on through generations.

Is the egg not the world and then a world needs to be destroyed in order to create a life. If the egg were the world then the chicken would be a God and each world would have the potential to create another God. 

Thank God for omelettes.

(03-15-2026, 06:41 PM)wasellajam Wrote:  Yeah, Jack just seemed like someone who appreciated a joke in the morning

Jack appreciates a yoke in the morning  Smile
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(03-16-2026, 04:10 PM)Magpie Wrote:  
(03-16-2026, 08:14 AM)rowens Wrote:  If we consider the chicken the world and the world the chicken, the chicken eats eggs so other chickens can be born.

Do you have Jack Tales where you are? My British ancestors were shipped over here as thieves and lechers who mated with the local stock and made their own Jack Tales out of the ones they stole.

Jack should mix some of himself in the omelet. And his mates.

That would be fair. That would be an even dozen. No matter how odd.

Not heard of Jack Tales, although I've just read about them and it's really interesting, a bit like folk songs that have been passed on through generations.

Is the egg not the world and then a world needs to be destroyed in order to create a life. If the egg were the world then the chicken would be a God and each world would have the potential to create another God. 

Thank God for omelettes.

(03-15-2026, 06:41 PM)wasellajam Wrote:  Yeah, Jack just seemed like someone who appreciated a joke in the morning

Jack appreciates a yoke in the morning  Smile
Hysterical Good (almost my) morning
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