Thanksgiving lyrics any crit

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Grandpa had his gun and Doberman pinscher
Preaching about sinners playing with his dentures
His son is in the bedroom on another bender
Complaining how Hollywood's replacing gingers
Cursing at his daughter someone better fix her
No one talking to her date she met on tinder
Grandma's trying to get a family picture
But uncle couldn't come as a repeat offender

Time to cut the turkey slips and gets her finger
Rush her to the hospital fun adventure 
Pulled over by an officer listen mister
I saw you changing lanes without using your blinker
I'm gonna need your id and proof you're insured
But this is an emergency see she's injured?
he writes me a ticket for an expired sticker
Lucky I'm not a heavy drinker

I dont want to remember
This years thanksgiving dinner

Back at the house they've all lost their temper
Weather alert says we have a twister
Huddled in the hallway trying to find the center
Someone mutters they wish everyone was thinner
Now every mouth is running without a filter
The dog is going crazy tearing up furniture
Holidays aren't supposed to be this bitter
Can we skip to the end of December??

All of us have deficit attentions rrr
Somebody Gotta bring up religion rrr 
Arguing about the election rrr
Forget about native americans rrr

I dont want to remember
This years thanksgiving dinner 
I dont want to remember 
This years thanksgiving dinner

Rrr rrr rrr rrr