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On the sixth day of Christmas the Pig Pen gave to me
six ancient kings,
five struggling moms,
four vanished kids,
three religious pamphlets,
two cash gifts, and
a carol on a broadsheet.
Post something about royalty.
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The Men Without Hats sent me
an official cease and de-
sist letter for my recor-
dings of their Safety Dance or
they'd pursue legal action.
OutKast told me to turn on
monetization for my
Hey Ya video though if I had not done so already.
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches
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well played, you mother trucker, well played xD
(12-30-2021, 11:31 AM)CRNDLSM Wrote: The Men Without Hats sent me
an official cease and de-
sist letter for my recor-
dings of their Safety Dance or
they'd pursue legal action.
OutKast told me to turn on
monetization for my
Hey Ya video though if I had not done so already.
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Mothers of Ruin (Six Eastern Kings)
Five mother-cities weep
their burnt-out hearts consumed
by grief as their beloved sons
soot-faced murder one another
while their five lying kings
persecute instead their own
rough sworn officers for trying
to arrest that bleeding tide.
Those same dishonest five
grin as they pretend to count
their mother-cities’ plague-dim tears
falsely to elect a sixth
their King of Kings against all evidence
of fraudulence.
But is their true king
Brandon the Imbecile whom they acclaimed
or the sorrel Toad of Hungary
face lined like anarch Thanatos
who bought their offices for them
and this performance?
Thanks for the repeated inspiration!
Non-practicing atheist