I'm trying too hard.

[rayheinrich]

It fills me with hot pleasure when my rants turn into everyone else's erections.

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Forgive me.

    PigPen's throbbing members firmly salute the flagpole of your steaming essence.

[burrealist]

By erections, I meant nothing crude. My posts swell two-fold, and it feels great (inside)!

[QDeathstar]

hi. Did you know that may is national masturbation month?

[burrealist]

Only one month a year?

[rayheinrich]

Only one month a year?

It's not what you think. It was created by a religious cabal of some sort and, just like NaPM, you're supposed
to masterbate once a day for 31 days.  I tried it a few years ago, I lasted for about 12 hours.

[billy]

what a bastard, i thought you had to wank for one month, my cock's torn to shreds

[rayheinrich]

what a bastard, i thought you had to wank for one month, my cock's torn to shreds

    You're being modest; I'm sure with all your pre-conditioning there's hardly a scratch on it.