12-25-2015, 07:13 PM
Merry Christmas, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hi there, Donald…love that tie…
bet it took some guts to wear it,
Oh, fom Maisie....Maisie…hi!
Arthur…how long since we drank together?
A year you say? Sheesh, how time flies…
of course, of course, it was last Christmas,
that was when we thought you’d died!
Boy, we laughed when you fell over,
you spilled your drink all over Rover…
where IS Rover by the by?
Oh, he’s gone, really sorry, when d’it happen?
Yesterday?…hmmm…oh well, he had a great dog life,
speaking of which where is the wife?
Right behind me?…RIGHT behind me, goodness Suzie…
looking well. I see you have a bundle coming,
due quite soon? Nobody said…
ah, in summer, boy or girl? Oh, last summer…
so…er…no doubt. Ah, cousin Fred...
Nice to see you, how’s the job going?
Last we spoke you’d just been fired…
oh, not again, what was the reason?
Drunk you say…no I’ve retired.
Bought myself a little dinghy,
mess about but don’t go far…just a mo…
that CAN’T be Julie, who’s the dude she’s wrapped around?
Harry…Harry….Harry who? If she was my wife I’d have a word…
You got DIVORCED, when did this happen?
So Julie left you just last Christmas, what a shock
it must have been. Sorry, Fred, I hadn't heard...
Look, come and visit, in the New year,
say next Tuesday, for a chat...
maybe a slug or two of Bourbon…oh…right,
your kidney…BOTH of them?
That's too bad...Oh, look,there’s Pat…
Patrick, PATRICK, are you deaf?
It’s me, it’s Godfrey, how are you?
Sorry? You are? Oh…his carer…
what’s the problem, should I know?
Oh, so sad, just ninety-seven, stone deaf too?
No, that’s fine, I’m about to go….
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY….Merry Christmas.
tectak2015
Hi there, Donald…love that tie…
bet it took some guts to wear it,
Oh, fom Maisie....Maisie…hi!
Arthur…how long since we drank together?
A year you say? Sheesh, how time flies…
of course, of course, it was last Christmas,
that was when we thought you’d died!
Boy, we laughed when you fell over,
you spilled your drink all over Rover…
where IS Rover by the by?
Oh, he’s gone, really sorry, when d’it happen?
Yesterday?…hmmm…oh well, he had a great dog life,
speaking of which where is the wife?
Right behind me?…RIGHT behind me, goodness Suzie…
looking well. I see you have a bundle coming,
due quite soon? Nobody said…
ah, in summer, boy or girl? Oh, last summer…
so…er…no doubt. Ah, cousin Fred...
Nice to see you, how’s the job going?
Last we spoke you’d just been fired…
oh, not again, what was the reason?
Drunk you say…no I’ve retired.
Bought myself a little dinghy,
mess about but don’t go far…just a mo…
that CAN’T be Julie, who’s the dude she’s wrapped around?
Harry…Harry….Harry who? If she was my wife I’d have a word…
You got DIVORCED, when did this happen?
So Julie left you just last Christmas, what a shock
it must have been. Sorry, Fred, I hadn't heard...
Look, come and visit, in the New year,
say next Tuesday, for a chat...
maybe a slug or two of Bourbon…oh…right,
your kidney…BOTH of them?
That's too bad...Oh, look,there’s Pat…
Patrick, PATRICK, are you deaf?
It’s me, it’s Godfrey, how are you?
Sorry? You are? Oh…his carer…
what’s the problem, should I know?
Oh, so sad, just ninety-seven, stone deaf too?
No, that’s fine, I’m about to go….
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY….Merry Christmas.
tectak2015
