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just mercedes Wrote:
A doll from North Carolina
had the world's most extensive vagina -
there's room for platoons
and planets with moons
and one of the exit's in China.
bena suggested it deserved to have it's own thread and I agree.
Maybe billy or one of our sublime overseers could put it by itself in a mercedes thread...
or hey, mercedes, you could do that; bena and I demand it!
all this useless beauty... but what the hell, why not?
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(04-21-2015, 09:08 AM)just mercedes Wrote: 
I redacted the other five, see below:
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You better watch it, billy's coming down hard on extreme comments in the
'poetry for fun' section. Using six
's is probably WAY over the line.
all this useless beauty... but what the hell, why not?
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This originally was 'A cowgirl from North Carolina' - about someone I didn't get on with, on another site. I'ma make more rude limericks and see if you can guess who they are maybe.
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(04-21-2015, 10:06 AM)just mercedes Wrote: This originally was 'A cowgirl from North Carolina' - about someone I didn't get on with, on another site. I'ma make more rude limericks and see if you can guess who they are maybe.
Ha, I knew a girl from NC on another forum that it could have been written for, but I liked her anyway.
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(04-21-2015, 10:27 AM)ellajam Wrote: (04-21-2015, 10:06 AM)just mercedes Wrote: This originally was 'A cowgirl from North Carolina' - about someone I didn't get on with, on another site. I'ma make more rude limericks and see if you can guess who they are maybe.
Ha, I knew a girl from NC on another forum that it could have been written for, but I liked her anyway.
Probably the same person - that happens, we all see each other differently.
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I'm kinda askeered of what merc's rude limerick about me would be!
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(04-21-2015, 12:21 PM)bena Wrote: I'm kinda askeered of what merc's rude limerick about me would be!
Don't worry; no rudeness could possible attain you.
all this useless beauty... but what the hell, why not?
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No I'm not. I value my friends here.
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(04-21-2015, 03:51 PM)just mercedes Wrote: No I'm not. I value my friends here.
Preparatory to selling them.
all this useless beauty... but what the hell, why not?
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(04-21-2015, 04:13 PM)rayheinrich Wrote: (04-21-2015, 03:51 PM)just mercedes Wrote: No I'm not. I value my friends here.
Preparatory to selling them.
You think there's a market?
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(04-21-2015, 04:23 PM)just mercedes Wrote: (04-21-2015, 04:13 PM)rayheinrich Wrote: (04-21-2015, 03:51 PM)just mercedes Wrote: No I'm not. I value my friends here.
Preparatory to selling them.
You think there's a market?
Yes, except for billy. With him, you're the one who has to pay.
all this useless beauty... but what the hell, why not?
