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(04-14-2015, 07:13 AM)Erthona Wrote: Rayamogofier,
Damn sentient transmogriretractor. I hear it is systemically endemic in the B-1/B-2 model. I hear there is a big callback to de-sentientize them.
As always, your savant,
dale the parselmouth
What? Fuck it! I'm through using these piece=of=shit transmogriretractors.
I know it's expensive, but I'm gonna shell out the cash to get a brand new metamorphoacquiescer.
Evanescently yours forevermore,
ray
a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions
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still playing ketchup, don't mind me
Sworn Affidavit RE: Melinda V. Narrator
"I don't know any Melinda, nor have we
ever had a relationship-
much less been married.
I don't know why she'd file for divorce on me.
Perhaps her menopause meds are making her crazy.
OH yeah--
one more thing--I don't have ED,
and I can prove it"---"That won't be necessary!"
End of Interview.
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Gaining Fingers
I fed you every day
with fat fisted hands.
Our summers baked
like deserts, dragged
across the sand.
They kept you in
the far field
and I stayed
while others drifted off,
told my secrets
in a drunken bar
every time we forgot.
I had to watch
your muscle melt
each morning as I walked
the lane.
I'd catch a glimpse
of silver grey, that
stole another piece away.
Still each day we would comfort
each other.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
