The all-encompassing metaphor of shite according to Ray Heinrich*

[Leanne]

Shite rhymes with finite but doesn't with infinite,
foot rhymes with put but it's your boot that you put in it,
everything's shite when you write 'til one day it's not,
then it's all right but to get there you write a lot,
whether you're Texican, French or from Blighty,
practically all that you write will be shitey.


*may not all be Ray's fault but it's worth blaming him anyway

[billy]

i 2nd the blaming, if there were a blame factor, ray would win it

[ellajam]

I developed the habit of shite
when involved in a Brit based site
at the same time as one
censured tight up the bum
typing azzhole and feckit all night.

but yes, of course, all ray's fault.