Hobbs Thinking Of Leaving Pig

[Leanne]

I assure you, the HA's difficulties with rabid Incas will have little impact on the Hobbsian tendency to remain at rest unless acted upon by a daffodil with diphtheria and a half eaten kebab. The HA has paid his llamas and promised to never again return without first emptying his bladder.

Naturally, words cannot express our gratitude for solvency, and we pray that the gentle poet's stay does not become nasty, brutish and short.