03-30-2012, 09:50 AM
"can you pass me a toilet roles please?"
Billy old fruit, this a big ask. However, as a devotee of the Theatre of the Absurd, and in return for your own mini-drama, I shall spend a few months creating just such a role for you. There is a certain feeling of rightness in the task, as the great Thomas Crapper, to whom we are all so indebted, lived a few roads from me. Without in the least seeking to plagiarise the almost as great Pirandello, at present I have in mind something like ''Six Toilets in search of a Bidet''. You could play Third Toilet. It will be in the form of a playlet, quite possibly in verse like my most popular works. You will have get into the part, naturally.
Billy old fruit, this a big ask. However, as a devotee of the Theatre of the Absurd, and in return for your own mini-drama, I shall spend a few months creating just such a role for you. There is a certain feeling of rightness in the task, as the great Thomas Crapper, to whom we are all so indebted, lived a few roads from me. Without in the least seeking to plagiarise the almost as great Pirandello, at present I have in mind something like ''Six Toilets in search of a Bidet''. You could play Third Toilet. It will be in the form of a playlet, quite possibly in verse like my most popular works. You will have get into the part, naturally.

