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[rayheinrich]

farts from the top bunk:

she farted
it fell
through the laths of her bed
it dropped, and clung
to me old sweaty 'ead
and here i thought women
like her
were all better bred.

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P.S.
Even a woman who is high in class and says her prayers by night,
may let a fart when the beans are good and the chili hot and right.

Stolen from famous werewolf movie quote:

"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night,
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright."