what will happen this year

[Leanne]

Billy will write the poem that defines his generation and all others to come after, thus negating any need for the rest of us to bother. Fortunately for us, he'll be instantly recognised as a genius who owes his inspiration to a few dozen other plebs on a small (but bloody impressive) website and large corporations will be falling over their money to become Pig Pen Patrons.

We won't let them though. Commercialism is tawdry.

Oh, and Mark will finally wash his neck.