01-06-2012, 07:06 AM
Well, it turns out finding universal truth isn't that hard;
all you have to do is google it:
Everything is a metaphor.
Universal Truths are not consecutively numbered.
The more lucid the language, the more devious the design.
If this statement was a universal truth, you'd have found it.
Finding the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything will be disappointing.
It is impossible to understand the behavior of cats.
The less you know about something, the easier it is to hate it.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Everything takes longer.
For every god in a detail, there's an equivalent devil.
Some days you see a lot of people on crutches.
There's no harder sell than truth; universal truth, doubly so.
What you don't know you don't know will always dwarf what you know.
What you don't know you know is a somewhat smaller dwarf.
Everything is directly related to the number 42.
You can never run away from your knees.
Now is always happening.
The rule that everything has an exception has been found to have an exception.
People who want to share their religious views don't want you to share yours.
There is nothing inherently good about a number that can be reached by counting.
God's dice are the universe.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
Art survives suffering.
It's always something.
Cows never say moo.
A cabbage is about the size of your head.
a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions