Where are all the poets?

[grannyjill]

Hi, abu - I knew you were there somewhere....is there a rule that posts must always be fresh and that poets can't repost things?....for us new people, old posts wouldn't be old posts they would be new. They could go in the Just for Fun section if they have no need of any editing ('cos it says no critique is required in that forum) and they could be enjoyed all over again.

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.....oh, no don't do that. Please, reconsider. I bet hand grenades are expensive, and it would make an awful mess - you'd have spattered dog all over the walls and everything. Wouldn't a small knife be just as effective? I'm not leaving anyway....I was bluffing. bye grannyjill (and I still love you)

I am a liar
a dog killer on TNT
lost in a crowd of intestines
spraying in the 'sync'

Where have I heard that opening line before? It sounds very familiar...you're not the same liar who dresses as a lizard at Pop Festivals are you? Being lost in a crowd of intestines spraying in the sync sounds an awfully lot nastier than in a crowd of vegetables swaying in sync.

(sniffing TNT will seriously injure your nasal passages)