Where are all the poets?

[Wildcard]

.....oh, no don't do that. Please, reconsider. I bet hand grenades are expensive, and it would make an awful mess - you'd have spattered dog all over the walls and everything. Wouldn't a small knife be just as effective? I'm not leaving anyway....I was bluffing. bye grannyjill (and I still love you)

I am a liar
a dog killer on TNT
lost in a crowd of intestines
spraying in the 'sync'