10-30-2011, 04:20 AM
God and Satan in limbo
Were having their usual chat
Which passed for an Annual Appraisal
When one began talk of a hat.
'It's a simple thing to do
If you really want to know
That they truly worship you
And not some other So-and-So!
Despite their reason, you can say
A scarf will demonstrate
Their faith, just as they pray;
So a trilby'll seal their fate'
'I'm not sure that I agree'
Countered the other with thought
'No, you never do, you see,
And that's just why we fought'