Venus and Mars

[abu nuwas]

'You're judgmental and you generalise'
'So?'
'You can't do that, you just don't realise'
'No?'
'You always mock the Turner Prize!'
'Oh!'

'You won't even read the latest book!'
'I won't?'
'You don't give music a second look.'
'I don't?'
'And all the trouble that Mother took -'
"Goal!"