Duracell Doesn't Cut It. (content)

[billy]

The bunny hops onto the screen
with batteries up its ass
while we get told from black and gold
“don’t let this offer pass”
they last longer so it’s said
as bunny keeps on hopping
so if your wise and full of sense
you’ll get some when you’re shopping

when I feel my ass is low
and needs a surge of juice
I won’t be buying batteries
I’ll just be letting loose
a battery lasting longer
may be fine and dandy
to slip inside a vi..brator
when you’re feeling randy

but if they really want to please
and make the buyer happy
there is one thing that they could do
especially for this chappy
instead of one that lasts a while
why can’t some clever Trevor
make the battery have more power
and last for fucking ever ?