How to make a baby with Infantile colic stfu

[billy]

have you tried a herbal remedy.

and in the old days mums would
tape a copper coin to the kids belly button.
supposedly the zinc from the coin would help

have you thought about jumping on his tummy.
if you do make sure no one is standing in the flight path.

on a more serious note i'd go with a herbal remedy.
go to any alternative pharmacy and they'll sort you out.
don't use senna or you kid will end up looking like a puddle of shit

did you give the child collared greens and grits recently, or has your partner given it to him
via breast milk. if so the colic is the least of your problems. pretty soon the kid will be moonwalking and wearing a glittery glove.

if the child gets a stigma from being called half black tell him a bed time story and pretend he's half white

good to see your taking dad hood seriously . like the water tape idea.
i know when i went fishing there was no better sound than that of the river
for putting me to sleep.

ps, water boarding can stop the crying
but the resuscitation can be tricky to work out
in one so young