Haiku (when I'm sad and heavy)

[matsunosuperfan]

It’s not pedantry at all
Haiku exists to exploit brevity and condensation as devices
Merely writing 3 lines doesn’t  do anything unless you’re able to pack a punch
So no, your attempts at haiku have so far been terrible. Nothing to do with dogma

Describing dogma and then saying "it's not dogma" is a neat trick

Is this coping or trolling? I suspect it’s the latter.
Let me furthermore clarify that you can’t write haiku unless you’re Japanese and also draw a picture on rice paper to go with it 
An American haiku is like a liquid hamburger

Thank you . We understand each other now