The PigPen's Resplendent Kaffeeklatsch

[busker]

A deer broke into my tiny orchard last year and ringbarked a couple of newly planted rare variety trees about a metre from the ground, which has set me back at least a couple more years to replace them. I like deer - they're lovely animals, but I'm not enamoured of some of their habits. I also admire wolves, but only at a distance.

I get confused about your whereabouts 
How do you get deer in your orchard in the UK unless you’re lord emsworth of blandings castle?