A Room with a Bath

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In the belief that, when one is already a fool, it is right and proper to speak up and remove all doubt...

Two possible hallucinations from DuckDuckGo:

repository.rit.edu

https ://repository.rit.edu › theses › 2614
1. "A Room with a bath" by Joel Urruty - repository.rit.edu This thesis is a response to a personal problem I have with modern day bathrooms. The bathroom is a room we frequent daily, yet it is often times the room with the least visual interest. The design of a bathroom is no small task; it has many parameters that need to be addressed. One must consider the functional aspects as well as the practicality of the bathroom. Yet its aesthetics must not be

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JSTOR

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A Room With a Bath - JSTOR


2. A Room With a Bath VIRGINIA FAULKNER chose the room with the bath instead of the room with the view. To be sure the chamber overlooking the Latomia gave access to a rickety bower which the optimistic and the courteous would call a balcony, yet we declined it without reluctance. We selected an utterly

(the above filtered through text to rake out http sludge)  Have fun!

One other possibility - might the teacher have been differentiating between practical English ("May I have a room with a bath, hotel person?") and English Lit (The Mayor of Casterbridge)?

My money is on this last suggestion, no poem.

Yeah I also like the "just being snarky" option. "A room with a bath" could be an allusion to frowned-upon activities? "I know you little shits all want to be sluts but like, how about read Thomas Hardy instead, you vile degenerates"?