Vroom vroom
Now I'm just trying to get home
Eating a scone in my car
While I talk on the phone
Vroom vroom
It's called a signal you bastard
This is the left lane drive faster
God damn I need to get plastered
And then bumbling on up behind me
The flashing lights we've all seen before
I heard a speaker say please pull over
That's when I put the pedal to the floor
Vroom vroom
I never did make it home
Hitting a pole with my car
And shattering all my bones
(Alternate ending)
Vroom vroom
And by the time I got home
They had impounded by car
At least I finished my scone
Now I'm just trying to get home
Eating a scone in my car
While I talk on the phone
Vroom vroom
It's called a signal you bastard
This is the left lane drive faster
God damn I need to get plastered
And then bumbling on up behind me
The flashing lights we've all seen before
I heard a speaker say please pull over
That's when I put the pedal to the floor
Vroom vroom
I never did make it home
Hitting a pole with my car
And shattering all my bones
(Alternate ending)
Vroom vroom
And by the time I got home
They had impounded by car
At least I finished my scone
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches