Vroom (blue moon parody)
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Vroom vroom
Now I'm just trying to get home
Eating a scone in my car
While I talk on the phone

Vroom vroom
It's called a signal you bastard
This is the left lane drive faster
God damn I need to get plastered

And then bumbling on up behind me
The flashing lights we've all seen before 
I heard a speaker say please pull over
That's when I put the pedal to the floor

Vroom vroom
I never did make it home
Hitting a pole with my car
And shattering all my bones

(Alternate ending)
Vroom vroom
And by the time I got home
They had impounded by car
At least I finished my scone
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches
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Vroom (blue moon parody) - by CRNDLSM - 03-13-2026, 07:25 AM
RE: Vroom - by wasellajam - 03-13-2026, 07:33 AM
RE: Vroom - by CRNDLSM - 03-13-2026, 07:45 AM
RE: Vroom - by wasellajam - 03-13-2026, 08:54 AM
RE: Vroom (blue moon parody) - by Magpie - 03-14-2026, 12:00 AM
RE: Vroom (blue moon parody) - by wasellajam - 03-14-2026, 12:44 AM
RE: Vroom (blue moon parody) - by Magpie - 03-14-2026, 12:50 AM
RE: Vroom (blue moon parody) - by rowens - 03-16-2026, 08:20 AM



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