01-23-2026, 04:51 AM
Why Trump is Jesus come again
He was born a king, well - rich enough
He never served in the military.
He apprenticed with his father, who was in the construction business. A builder. Tekton.
He doesn’t speak Greek, only his native tongue
Jesus was unmarried in his first coming. As Trump, he’s now making up for it
He accused black youths of rape. Jesus defended a woman accused of adultery.
He said the press made up fake news. Jesus accused the Pharisees and saducees of making stuff up
A disease killed off the old in his time. A king killed babies in Jesus’s time, according to tradition.
He rose from the dead after his first term
He was put on trial by his enemies
They tried to kill him, but unlike Jesus in his first avatar, Trump survived
Judas betrayed Jesus. Many tried to betray Trump, including Musk.
Jesus promised to rebuild the temple. Trump rebuilt a part of the White House.
Jesus threw out the moneylenders. Trump wants to upturn the banking system by promoting crypto
The messiah would end all wars. Trump has already ended all wars.
Jesus went to heaven. Trump went to Epstein’s island.
He was born a king, well - rich enough
He never served in the military.
He apprenticed with his father, who was in the construction business. A builder. Tekton.
He doesn’t speak Greek, only his native tongue
Jesus was unmarried in his first coming. As Trump, he’s now making up for it
He accused black youths of rape. Jesus defended a woman accused of adultery.
He said the press made up fake news. Jesus accused the Pharisees and saducees of making stuff up
A disease killed off the old in his time. A king killed babies in Jesus’s time, according to tradition.
He rose from the dead after his first term
He was put on trial by his enemies
They tried to kill him, but unlike Jesus in his first avatar, Trump survived
Judas betrayed Jesus. Many tried to betray Trump, including Musk.
Jesus promised to rebuild the temple. Trump rebuilt a part of the White House.
Jesus threw out the moneylenders. Trump wants to upturn the banking system by promoting crypto
The messiah would end all wars. Trump has already ended all wars.
Jesus went to heaven. Trump went to Epstein’s island.