The PigPen's Resplendent Kaffeeklatsch

[milo]

Well, finally something interesting out of all that crap.

But what if it was written in English then direct translated back and forth multiple times. Telephone.

I think that may be possible but I don't think his intent was to convince anyone he was Russian.  If anything, he seemed to be attempting to conceal the fact.

still - the investigation will continue upon his inevitable reappearance