The PigPen's Resplendent Kaffeeklatsch

[Quixilated]

I don't even know if I would classify this one as a troll. I don't think he originally came to cause problems. I think he was serious about his poetry, and I think some of the problem might have been a language barrier complicating the communication. However and also, he was clearly nuts.  Language barrier or not, the torrents of scripture and other obscure quotes combined with accusations that we are all evil and that our dislike of his poetry is equivalent, apparently, to siding with the evil Queen Jezebel, was not something that could have been cured with gentle guidance or patience. Maybe he considered himself to be a prophet of some kind? (He mentioned the "Word of Poetry" often and I wondered if that was meant to refer to himself?) Either way, I don't take kindly to being repeatedly called a dog.

As to zingers, I did feel obliged to read (skim) most of his rantings (as part of the compilation of evidence for his trial and punishment) and found a few quotes that I thought were funny.  Maybe they are only funny to me. Maybe you have to read them with just the right mental voice.  They're in the box below:

"These pigs are so fat they urgently need someone's place, just like ogres and vampires too."    

"And they're shouting in the street about their lack of space through their "microphone" of legion of horses."  

"The parable of the pearls and the pigs also mentions dogs. Dogs that bark, or dogs that hunt. Or even the Hound of the Baskervilles when one pretends to appreciate the beauty of butterflies (in Conan Doyle's story). Indeed, the owner of the Hound of Baskerville in the story had a vampiric portrait of himself and his evil ancestor from the beginning of time."  

Quoting Gregory, I guess?  This, by the way, is the quote that I can't help reading in "Miette voice."
"What is this? And you, Maximus, dare to write? You dare to write? What shamelessness! In this you've already surpassed even the dogs."  

"the Word of Poetry became flesh. He has only two cheeks."  

"But I've posted the same poem on other forums with only likes and positive comments so far."

"But here it's like a bowling alley. You're all trying to provoke me."

"like an unworthy communion with the Word of Poetry"  

"And banish yourself from the Book of Life. It's much more serious. Like I was talking about French films and songs"

"Anyway, you're all bowling together like that?"