The PigPen's Resplendent Kaffeeklatsch

[wasellajam]

I had a dream last night:

My neighbor (the one who doesn't like my chickens {Who isn't even technically a neighbor as she is across the street and up the road one house}) had her whole front yard flattened by a tractor and a huge garden put in and surrounded the whole thing with 8 foot tall black chain link fence.  I went over to see what was going on and - sure enough - my chickens were over the fence somehow and wreaking chaos upon her garden

How did that make you feel, in the dream?

A bit panicky.  The only way to retrieve my errant flock would be to confront my rather unpleasant neighbor and discuss why my chickens were in her garden as well as discuss the damage they had caused.

Maybe you should figure a way to keep them away from there, or at least figure out a way for the neighbor to shoot them, good fences and all that.

I once had neighbors who welcomed my cat on their morning walk but when he would try digging in the gravel by their door they would pull out the hose. He never came home sopping wet but everyone was happy.