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[Tiger the Lion]

Mr. Milo: Is that your first name? Middle? Last? Or Username!!!! All your theories don’t work because I don’t get married. Ella is part of my name, jam got added somehow, maybe there was already an Ella. And though i do live with a Mark but he has nothing to do with my given name. Was got added when I couldn’t access ellajam. Turns out it sounds sort of eastern European.    
 I have been as clear as possible, in my way, to avoid outlandish internet conspiracy theories. Why anyone would care is beyond me but they have in the past.

I don’t know why you insist on stirring up trouble. Let’s not even address NotCella.
Now move along. Dark roast, milk and sugar.

lol - yah, I was just thinking the other day (and by the other day I mean probably around 2017) when someone responded to you and was like "thanks Marcella" and I was like - WTF??

How do they get the secret name?

Probably after many heartfelt PM exchanges. I was reading today and Leanne used it on a thread, I was surprised but she knew nothing about ducking and dodging, always fully out there.

I haven't yet sent a heartfelt PM because I was terrified that either someone was playing a terrible joke on me or I was having a dream I didn't wanna wake from. Waiting to exhale.