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[wasellajam]

So, I always knew that ellajam as ella and then one day she was Marcella(?) Did she marry somebody named Marc? And now she is wasellajam, did she marry someone named Was? I am so confused

Mr. Milo: Is that your first name? Middle? Last? Or Username!!!! All your theories don’t work because I don’t get married. Ella is part of my name, jam got added somehow, maybe there was already an Ella. And though i do live with a Mark but he has nothing to do with my given name. Was got added when I couldn’t access ellajam. Turns out it sounds sort of eastern European.    
 I have been as clear as possible, in my way, to avoid outlandish internet conspiracy theories. Why anyone would care is beyond me but they have in the past.

I don’t know why you insist on stirring up trouble. Let’s not even address NotCella.
Now move along. Dark roast, milk and sugar.