Titles in Poetry

[milo]

The moon begins waning this week, so I may be away a while.

I'm trying to find special interests that have religious qualifications so I can get some tax breaks.
People don't think I'm so crazy anymore, so they're trying to make it where I'll have to earn money in order to drink.

So, if I'm not crazy, I can at least pretend to be religious. And I found a religion where it's prohibited to do any work of any kind between Full Moon and the Third Night of the Dark Moon.

(What these people don't know, and they wouldn't believe it anyway, is that my grandfather owned the moon, and when he left it to me and my sisters, for some reason they don't have any interest in it. Must be because they're both Leos. Anyway, I can make the moon wane for as long as I want, and people won't guess it's me.)

The income provided by the moon is probably inconsequential compared to the tax burden it adds.  If you need any tax assistance to get you through these tough times, let me know, I am personal friends with the director of the IRS

Otherwise, I look forward to reading your poetry once the lunacy passes.

Thanks