11-06-2025, 05:34 PM
Disgruntled Never Ages
There I stood blankly
blinking between the missed calls,
augmented twice now to keep up
with the flippin' Jonesingtons
and their damn hovercars
and their smug little bastard son's bloodline
and its perfect little blonde hairs,
makes me wanna call up the euthanizers
and schedule an appointment.
If it weren't for my daughter
I'd have left the skyrise long ago
and taken up residence
in the mountains of Ohio
where they still have iPhones.
There I stood blankly
blinking between the missed calls,
augmented twice now to keep up
with the flippin' Jonesingtons
and their damn hovercars
and their smug little bastard son's bloodline
and its perfect little blonde hairs,
makes me wanna call up the euthanizers
and schedule an appointment.
If it weren't for my daughter
I'd have left the skyrise long ago
and taken up residence
in the mountains of Ohio
where they still have iPhones.
Crit away