04-30-2025, 05:43 AM
Pints and Exisis
Now tell me skant, Kannessiphan,
why our vare planet roundy Earth
has but one exis and two poles
when Cere-us in itsy nonce
gots two equats and but no pole?
Can’t all rewolving refrince frames
resulf into won twiddle-tee
or if they mote have twain of thim
why not, Kannessiphan, have three
or manny, or jest simply num?
Don’t be a stolf, yun denigsman,
fir any twan retations wooed
must be aboot more thin one pint
meer timbling, tombling, tamboling
just like yir babberlin, yi stolf.
Yo, Earth precesses for imperf
it are as we is, al one peece.
Yu set uppon a mergo-round
on Earth and ballay on a towe:
yer dizzy but we al new thot.
Look at a bawling boll fir won:
it hookies in a smoothy curf
and speckly pattern rools a cross
in diffa rent dye-reksi uns.
but still and al, yi stolf, it rools.
[Form: Blank verse/nonsense]
Now tell me skant, Kannessiphan,
why our vare planet roundy Earth
has but one exis and two poles
when Cere-us in itsy nonce
gots two equats and but no pole?
Can’t all rewolving refrince frames
resulf into won twiddle-tee
or if they mote have twain of thim
why not, Kannessiphan, have three
or manny, or jest simply num?
Don’t be a stolf, yun denigsman,
fir any twan retations wooed
must be aboot more thin one pint
meer timbling, tombling, tamboling
just like yir babberlin, yi stolf.
Yo, Earth precesses for imperf
it are as we is, al one peece.
Yu set uppon a mergo-round
on Earth and ballay on a towe:
yer dizzy but we al new thot.
Look at a bawling boll fir won:
it hookies in a smoothy curf
and speckly pattern rools a cross
in diffa rent dye-reksi uns.
but still and al, yi stolf, it rools.
[Form: Blank verse/nonsense]
Non-practicing atheist