04-29-2025, 07:42 PM
When the trumpets blow for Jesus
but Odin comes instead
and the Valkyries blow kisses
to those who'll soon be fed
to the grey wolves, eyes glowing red -
'tis time to pray to the gods.
The Norwegians were misled,
like the Swedes and Danes, poor sods.
Their saints and angels proved frauds,
and now it's back to basics.
So revv up all your hot rods
and strap up your Nikes, Asics,
and run towards skies more southerly
where the deities are more brotherly.
but Odin comes instead
and the Valkyries blow kisses
to those who'll soon be fed
to the grey wolves, eyes glowing red -
'tis time to pray to the gods.
The Norwegians were misled,
like the Swedes and Danes, poor sods.
Their saints and angels proved frauds,
and now it's back to basics.
So revv up all your hot rods
and strap up your Nikes, Asics,
and run towards skies more southerly
where the deities are more brotherly.