2025 NaPM 22 April

[busker]

I love BHP
and the mining industry.
It ain't PHP
Django or Flask,
but shuffling through snow in Alask-
an winters. No matter how cold
we dig for copper with gold
byproducts. To hell with Nebrask-
an wheatfields, I say.
'Tis okay to be gay
for Cassius or Casca
in Athabasca
but not in Alaska.
Here, we are Caesar's men, and our Caesar is Trump!
We'll go through misery and pain
and make 'Murica poor again
to beggar the Chinese.
The shopping aisles and hospitals
are empty. I cannot buy knees
but cheese
is ok - lots of it.
The streets are unlit.
Fuck Ukraine,
God Bless Trump.
Say, what's that lump
you have in your head? A brain?
What is it?