04-16-2025, 08:13 AM
About Scotsmen
From where does a Scotsman get his courage?
They say a bowl of porridge,
an utterly horrid
breakfast to some. Don't be fooled by their charms,
the Scots are prone to taking up arms.
Not fighting makes them anxious, worried,
and raring to have a go.
It also doesn't help that their national dish is tripe,
for that makes the Scotsman a different type
of trouble than the German. The latter fells you low
and builds a blaxball factory where once stood
houses in row by random zigzag row,
while the latter kills with a solitary bagpipe
blown. The German is kinder, says Berlin.
They play autoball, not curling.
From where does a Scotsman get his courage?
They say a bowl of porridge,
an utterly horrid
breakfast to some. Don't be fooled by their charms,
the Scots are prone to taking up arms.
Not fighting makes them anxious, worried,
and raring to have a go.
It also doesn't help that their national dish is tripe,
for that makes the Scotsman a different type
of trouble than the German. The latter fells you low
and builds a blaxball factory where once stood
houses in row by random zigzag row,
while the latter kills with a solitary bagpipe
blown. The German is kinder, says Berlin.
They play autoball, not curling.