04-03-2025, 04:28 AM
Too Spicy for a Fortune Cookie
Don’t depend on government to solve
a problem if you want it
to ever go away.
Poets write to gain the admiration
of poets, especially
their own.
Getting people to believe you’re
modest is an accomplishment
to be proud of.
Finding a needle in a haystack
is a mug’s game, kid–
buy a new needle.
A wise woman hides it until
she’s old enough for
men to notice.
Men and women are both well
advised to grow
a pair.
The wise man is the one
telling relevant
jokes.
[Form: wisdom/sayings]
Don’t depend on government to solve
a problem if you want it
to ever go away.
Poets write to gain the admiration
of poets, especially
their own.
Getting people to believe you’re
modest is an accomplishment
to be proud of.
Finding a needle in a haystack
is a mug’s game, kid–
buy a new needle.
A wise woman hides it until
she’s old enough for
men to notice.
Men and women are both well
advised to grow
a pair.
The wise man is the one
telling relevant
jokes.
[Form: wisdom/sayings]
Non-practicing atheist