America

[RiverNotch]

i've been hearing how your usual
voter for a certain kind
of asshole had been simply fooled
and should be treated with a little

patience and, indeed,
to lose your temper leaves you useless,
it does nothing for your cause,
but the same goes for believing

in the previous portion of
what i've been hearing, not when we
are certain how he's not all talk
for all the evil he has done

(he's grabbed them by the pussy, hon)

so when you're with Republicans
be gentle, cordial, even kind,
but always open with these words:
"have all y'all been denazified?"