11-05-2024, 10:24 AM
How to Survive a 90s Comic
Some wives wish their husbands were more heroic
but me, I'm quite content
expecting an end where I don't repose
next to leftover lasagne, bread,
and various spreads and condiments.
We're shown the heroes lamenting their wives' deaths
but rarely the interim, the journey between
their last fight and their first tears,
and who knows? the tale's true villain
could have been banished by couples counseling.
Wherefore the lesson for all ye women
is always shut your mouth
and for ye men, to always prepare
an half-decent alibi.
Some wives wish their husbands were more heroic
but me, I'm quite content
expecting an end where I don't repose
next to leftover lasagne, bread,
and various spreads and condiments.
We're shown the heroes lamenting their wives' deaths
but rarely the interim, the journey between
their last fight and their first tears,
and who knows? the tale's true villain
could have been banished by couples counseling.
Wherefore the lesson for all ye women
is always shut your mouth
and for ye men, to always prepare
an half-decent alibi.