04-30-2024, 02:21 AM
A lover’s note
There are ends to intimacy
on the internet, my lover
across the seas, in your lacy
lingerie or corset, in corn stover
land, Wisconsin (Dorset)
or Kentucky, where the hillbilly clans
hunt for ones such as I,
who doth with their sister wives lie.
There are ends to what I can tell thee,
there are ends to what I’d like to.
For after all, to bell thee
and attain what I’d call strike two
is the ultimate goal, according to reddit.
To woo it and to bed it
is what alpha males do, I’m told.
You’re friendzoned if you aren’t bold,
and who wants to be friends with a chick?
If you don’t want someone sexually
but merely intellectually,
they’re better off having a dick.
And following Reddit’s advice, my lover,
I am not your brother
but a red blooded male with a prick
that wants to insert it
in your racy bits.
They say tasty tits
are a myth, but I differ,
who is no depraved sniffer
of Victorian unmentionables
but a respectable man with a jaw
not chiselled like David’s, but a maw
gaping like Covid, for your kiss.
And the bliss that’s a chainsaw
made in Texas, no less.
Not bought in Marrakech
and imported to Dallas,
to be offered up to Pallas,
but a local make that longs for your elfin flesh.
There are ends to intimacy
on the internet, my lover
across the seas, in your lacy
lingerie or corset, in corn stover
land, Wisconsin (Dorset)
or Kentucky, where the hillbilly clans
hunt for ones such as I,
who doth with their sister wives lie.
There are ends to what I can tell thee,
there are ends to what I’d like to.
For after all, to bell thee
and attain what I’d call strike two
is the ultimate goal, according to reddit.
To woo it and to bed it
is what alpha males do, I’m told.
You’re friendzoned if you aren’t bold,
and who wants to be friends with a chick?
If you don’t want someone sexually
but merely intellectually,
they’re better off having a dick.
And following Reddit’s advice, my lover,
I am not your brother
but a red blooded male with a prick
that wants to insert it
in your racy bits.
They say tasty tits
are a myth, but I differ,
who is no depraved sniffer
of Victorian unmentionables
but a respectable man with a jaw
not chiselled like David’s, but a maw
gaping like Covid, for your kiss.
And the bliss that’s a chainsaw
made in Texas, no less.
Not bought in Marrakech
and imported to Dallas,
to be offered up to Pallas,
but a local make that longs for your elfin flesh.