03-14-2024, 12:11 PM
Getting a haircut c. 2008
I got a haircut
Hurray hurray
Not.
I got a haircut
Today.
And tomorrow’s brot
Will not be the same
Without a penny to your name,
Lender.
You’ve been put through the blender
And some’d call you Bender
Because you’ve been taken advantage of.
For I speak of a financial haircut
That is so much the norm today
From easy money
Yesterday.
Milk and honey
From bankers eyeing a great big bonus.
The gravy train was to run, Jonas,
Till Jesus came again.
I got a haircut
Hurray hurray
Not.
I got a haircut
Today.
And tomorrow’s brot
Will not be the same
Without a penny to your name,
Lender.
You’ve been put through the blender
And some’d call you Bender
Because you’ve been taken advantage of.
For I speak of a financial haircut
That is so much the norm today
From easy money
Yesterday.
Milk and honey
From bankers eyeing a great big bonus.
The gravy train was to run, Jonas,
Till Jesus came again.