11-02-2023, 07:52 PM
Battle of the Tears
Today on the Dueling Network,
it’s Madame Butterfly versus Joan of Arc.
If you’re new to our show,
each day at sunrise
we display for your vicarious view
a dreamed of single combat
not necessarily to the death.
This morning, before dawn,
each contestant has had glass tubes
inserted into their tear ducts
a la Pavlov’s famed dogs.
The oddsmakers favor Joan,
she has God on her side,
but Ms. Butterfly has an aria or two
that might be called supernatural.
Each will have ten minutes to weep
and the drama begins after this message
from our sponsors,
Daniel Defense, Smith & Wesson, Sturm Ruger,
Sig Sauer & Bushmaster Firearms
who will duel among themselves
for your more fatal impulses.
Stay tuned.
Today on the Dueling Network,
it’s Madame Butterfly versus Joan of Arc.
If you’re new to our show,
each day at sunrise
we display for your vicarious view
a dreamed of single combat
not necessarily to the death.
This morning, before dawn,
each contestant has had glass tubes
inserted into their tear ducts
a la Pavlov’s famed dogs.
The oddsmakers favor Joan,
she has God on her side,
but Ms. Butterfly has an aria or two
that might be called supernatural.
Each will have ten minutes to weep
and the drama begins after this message
from our sponsors,
Daniel Defense, Smith & Wesson, Sturm Ruger,
Sig Sauer & Bushmaster Firearms
who will duel among themselves
for your more fatal impulses.
Stay tuned.