Pigmas 2022-23 26 December

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Daniel Mendoza
from the island of Sentosa
was a Malayan Jew,
and Señora Annalise,
part Spanish, part Sinhalese
from the beaches of Bentota,
his tamed-not-yet shrew

(now that might turn feminists,
whose boyfriends are communist
anabaptist analysts,
an apoplectic blue). I like this, won't get me on Instagram though

Mendoza’s ventures
into banking’s bad excesses
were inordinate successes
till the envious of Dalian
resorted to doxxing,
prompting our Malayan,
to take up boxing.

Not caring for debentures
nor the fate of his dentures,
Daniel faced his lions -
the first, Irishman Ryan,
brute of the bogs,
dastard of Derry,
that the M. of Queensbury
devised rules for (the likes of).
Jacob Rees Mogg,
upper class crook
with a cockney accent
(when he takes his mikes off).
Then, a silverback male
with a bellyful of ale,
to end Mendoza’s tale
like Jonah’s, by the whale.

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