12-31-2022, 12:41 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Pig Pen gave to me
seven stray hoofprints,
six postgrad students,
five diamond rings,
four fairy tales,
three French towns,
two bare fists,
and a lampstand nearly all lit!
I lost my last two grandparents this year. On that sobering note, let's recall Elmo and Patsy's Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, describing a peculiar holiday death.
seven stray hoofprints,
six postgrad students,
five diamond rings,
four fairy tales,
three French towns,
two bare fists,
and a lampstand nearly all lit!
I lost my last two grandparents this year. On that sobering note, let's recall Elmo and Patsy's Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, describing a peculiar holiday death.