11-30-2022, 08:51 AM
Horoscope Funnies
The Moon is in Popeye
so today harlots will flock around you,
Olive Oyl is passing through Mars
your ways will be blocked by hewn stones,
Because Krazy Kat is ascendant
over Ignatz, flowers will bloom on Uranus.
The owl will nest and hatch in your shadow
thanks to Mercury’s being in Slumberland.
Not all is well with Flaming Carrot on Saturn:
this could lead to you wishing
you’d never been born.
The Moon is in Popeye
so today harlots will flock around you,
Olive Oyl is passing through Mars
your ways will be blocked by hewn stones,
Because Krazy Kat is ascendant
over Ignatz, flowers will bloom on Uranus.
The owl will nest and hatch in your shadow
thanks to Mercury’s being in Slumberland.
Not all is well with Flaming Carrot on Saturn:
this could lead to you wishing
you’d never been born.