11-27-2022, 11:06 AM
Mr. J
What can you say to a man
who may not have married for money
but it certainly married him...
who’s so perfectly drafted
that he looks rumpled in a tux
and starched in wife-beater tee
with suspenders down.
What, indeed, to the man
who’ll climb out a window
and walk a mile for corned beef
and cabbage - and the same, faster,
to avoid his wife’s opera “singing.”
What, begorra, but
“Mornin’, Mister Jiggs!”
What can you say to a man
who may not have married for money
but it certainly married him...
who’s so perfectly drafted
that he looks rumpled in a tux
and starched in wife-beater tee
with suspenders down.
What, indeed, to the man
who’ll climb out a window
and walk a mile for corned beef
and cabbage - and the same, faster,
to avoid his wife’s opera “singing.”
What, begorra, but
“Mornin’, Mister Jiggs!”
Non-practicing atheist